Ding dong, hello Americans, it's your neighbour Canada.Sorry, but could you please keep all that noise down over the Fiscal Cliff? our children are trying to sleep. We have been friends for many years which has been great, in so many ways the swanky lifestyle of our neighbourhood depends on you. We need you on sound financial ground to buy a lot of the extra stuff we have laying around our backyard, oil, timber, iron ore, in fact just the appearance of your house affects the appearance of ours, so could ya tidy up a little. I heard one of your little brats, Ann Coulter, say on CNN "Canada is lucky we let them exist." That seemed a little disrespectful and I hope she's had a talking to and was sent to bed early!?!? Oh and while you're here another one of your little brats has been lying about us on TV, he goes by the name Grover Norquist. By the way, thanks for sharing your Network and Cable TV with us all these years! We enjoy it immensely! Anyway, back to Grover and his lies, it was on Bill Maher's Real Time a few months ago,episode 244 in case you want to know. He swore up and down that Canada did NOT have a stimulus package and hey look how great they're doing! Well, thanks for noticing, we did manage to avoid our Banks from collapsing thanks to regulations put in place years earlier by Paul Martin and we've had regulation on mortgages since I don't know when and we do have lower unemployment, however, in 2009 our current Prime Minister enacted The Economic Action Plan or Plan du Action Economique as our French cousins say, they're so funny! For a time we couldn't go anywhere without seeing those signs touting Federal dollars for highways, bridges and various buildings all over the place. In fact they spent so much on the signs they became a growth industry on their own! Some people wrote strongly worded letters about that last part! Apparently our government spent anywhere from $47 to $35 Billion on infrastructure projects all over the place, we even loaned money to GM and Chrysler because our upper management guys always copy what your guys do, thanks for the positive example! Uh, so back to Grover, you know I heard him say "The President was elected on the basis he was not Romney and that Romney was a poopy-head." Given his age I'm wondering if he needs to see Mrs. Smith in the special kids class??? Sorry, But it seems really inappropriate, no offence? Be that as it may, it's the lying I'm concerned about, especially when it's in earshot and so easily disproven, he could just look over the fence and see the signs, I mean really, someone has to have a talk with him. Don't tell Grover, but, his argument could have suited him better if he said, look Canada had a stimulus program and their economy is slowing down now. Yeah, that's our problem, right??? It's because 3 years in, actual stimulus ceased, and the program has now mostly become propaganda for upper management, I predict more strongly worded letters from some of us! Have ya seen our European cousins though?, holy cow! What a mess their yard is!!! Everything is old, the foundation is cracked and they owe so much money! I don't even know what they pay for their upper management but I hear you have to be born into it. A lot of their kids are just milling around and joining Neo Nazi or Communist gangs because they have refused stimulus programs, they should build more stuff or at least put their kids in University. I heard they lost almost everything betting on Banks and refuse to raise taxes, does that have anything to with your Grover? I know Grover is roaming around with his friends telling everyone not to raise taxes, hell, we even lowered our Corporate Tax rate, I wonder what consequence that will have on our much loved Public Health Care? We will see, but for now, you've got to do something about him, I would try separating him from his friends and ignoring the dumb stuff he keeps saying, how about stop putting him on TV? Just for starters, maybe some outdoor activities? Maybe a girlfriend? I know he has been caught fantasizing about the size of the National Debt, it just doesn't seem healthy. Anyway, I have to go back next door now, I've got a lot of Canadian things to be doing, shoveling snow, Christmas shopping at Canadian Tire,going for X-rays after slipping on ice, it was nice talking to you. Hey, could you keep your guns from coming over the fence? Thanks.
Oh, here's a snapshot of an Economic Action Plan sign, in action!
Have a Merry Christmas! Hope you get those finances in order!
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| Highway Sign for Canada Economic Action Plan |
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